Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Don't use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk
Don't use any punctuation
Sing along at the opera
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won! 3rd times this week!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for you lives! Their loose!"
follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious
When ever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a Japanese accent
Hold open automatic doors for people
Drive to work and walk back
Wear socks on the outside of your shoes
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the door opens( I love this one!)
Poke holes in the bottoms of all the Styrofoam coffee cups in the break room