Friday, June 17, 2011

How To Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Don't use any punctuation.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Don't use any punctuation

Sing along at the opera

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won! 3rd times this week!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for you lives! Their loose!"

follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious

When ever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a Japanese accent

Hold open automatic doors for people

Drive to work and walk back

Wear socks on the outside of your shoes

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the door opens( I love this one!)

Poke holes in the bottoms of all the Styrofoam coffee cups in the break room

In Christ,

1 comment:

  1. HeeHee - I copied this into an email and sent it around. =)


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